So I'm killing time before I head over to foot fetish club for the night. Don't worry, dear readers, you'll get a full update but as I'm there working the podiatric crowd, I'll leave you with this thought:
It is creepy how much more money I make when I make myself look 17.
No, what is creepy is how many of these men you dress up to look 17 for are in their forties and above. They were probably all geeks and nerds in high school (like me) who could never dream of a date with the prom queen or cheerleader (like me) but now have the amounts of cash (unlike me) to buy what they couldn't attract way back when.
ReplyDeleteYou aren't really selling sexuality; you're selling retroactive memories . . . except to the really creepy ones who are closeted paedophiles and just haven't given in yet.
With that in mind, any way you could sew a secret pepper spray holster into your club costumes? Might come in handy some day.