Please, god, keep your pants on

Readers,

In 12 hours I will be meeting a "photographer" at a hotel in town to take photos. I will be nude in said photos. I am charging said man $100/hr to have this privilege. I also made sure to inform him he will be paying me cash, upfront, before a single stitch of my clothing comes off.

But the email exchange we have been having leads me to think I am heading into a disaster.

Here are some email highlights!

Capt. Creep to me

Sep 28

Oh, sorry :).   But that sounds good.  By the way, do you have any full nude samples?  Your mm port is partial only.  Thanks!

Craftitute to Capt. Creep

Sep 28

Really? Even with workmode off? But I can send you a trial to []....that is the site I publish on. Give me a minute and then check your spam folder if it doesn't show

For the record, there are photos of me nude on my MM port. I have no idea why he couldn't see that. He has his own MM portfolio, so I am thinking he is aware how the site works.

Capt. Creep to me

Sep 28

I just saw that...thanks.  I'll take a look later since I am at work and can't access [] from here....they frown upon naked pictures of women at work :)

Capt. Creep to me

Sep 28

Yeah, they're pretty strict at my office and I can't get in to anything.

Oh, so you still tried to look at them at work anyway. That's a great idea. Nothing is better than trying to look at porn at work.

Capt. Creep to me

Sep 29

ok i was finally able to view some of the pics....very hot!  can't wait to shoot with you, it will be fun, and maybe you can even take a few of me! :)  (Don't worry...i do some modeling too, so I'm not too bad to look at) 

What? No! NO NO NO! I am a MODEL. YOU take photos of ME. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. I am not interested in taking pictures of you.

Capt. Creep to me

Oct 17 (6 days ago)

Can you do 9?  Also, with regards to location...I need to figure that out still, but it will be at a nice hotel in Center City.  I'm looking forward to it too...I'm finally meeting someone else that likes being nude as much as I do! :)

Uh... WTF? Are you planning on taking your pants off, because I will mace your ass. I do not "like" being nude. I don't dislike it, but the reason you are going to be in the room with me while I am naked is because you are HIRING ME to DO THAT. This is not a social gathering.

I have a feeling this will go totally wrong. And if it wasn't for the fact that I literally will not make my November rent without this $200 payment, I would cancel in a heartbeat as I am getting a BAD. VIBE.