What's in a name?

 me: The Crafty Hooker is totally already a crochet blog

 

Big Red:  taken?

               HAHAHA

               damnit

               it was such a good pun too

               hmmm

               the crafty concubine?

               crafty courtesan?

 

me:  hmmm

       idk

 

Big Red:  painting with prostitutes

               sewing for sluts!

  

me:  HAHAAHAHAHAHA

 

Big Red:  im full of alliteration

 

 me:  i just laughed so hard i farted

        no joke

 

Big Red: LOL

              hahahaha im dying

 

 me:  hahahaha

        this conversation? totally the first post in the blog

 

Big Red:  it would be an excellent start

 

me:  ok so acraftyhooker is free

 

Big Red: in the future I could write the foreward to your book and include it

              ah, perfect

 

 me:  you think?

        or should we look for something that i can be a "the"

 

Big Red:  what about no article at all?

  

me:  also taken

 

Big Red:  hm

 

me:  there is also hookercraft

        like hovercraft

 

Big Red:  that's taken?

 

me:  no its not

        i'm saying its an option

 

Big Red:  i like that one

 

 me:  eh, i guess A Crafty Hooker is good

 

Big Red: sluts&crafts

  

me:  oooohhh

        thats good too

 

Big Red:  that would lend to a good logo in the future

  

me:  yeah, i think that might be the winner

 

Big Red: YESSSS

              i get 10% of your future profits!

The whole conversation went downhill from there. But the point, dear reader, is that this blog is born. And you get to follow along the whole strange journey. At least until I get a job and don't have to do this nonsense anymore.