me: The Crafty Hooker is totally already a crochet blog
Big Red: taken?
HAHAHA
damnit
it was such a good pun too
hmmm
the crafty concubine?
crafty courtesan?
me: hmmm
idk
Big Red: painting with prostitutes
sewing for sluts!
me: HAHAAHAHAHAHA
Big Red: im full of alliteration
me: i just laughed so hard i farted
no joke
Big Red: LOL
hahahaha im dying
me: hahahaha
this conversation? totally the first post in the blog
Big Red: it would be an excellent start
me: ok so acraftyhooker is free
Big Red: in the future I could write the foreward to your book and include it
ah, perfect
me: you think?
or should we look for something that i can be a "the"
Big Red: what about no article at all?
me: also taken
Big Red: hm
me: there is also hookercraft
like hovercraft
Big Red: that's taken?
me: no its not
i'm saying its an option
Big Red: i like that one
me: eh, i guess A Crafty Hooker is good
Big Red: sluts&crafts
me: oooohhh
thats good too
Big Red: that would lend to a good logo in the future
me: yeah, i think that might be the winner
Big Red: YESSSS
i get 10% of your future profits!
The whole conversation went downhill from there. But the point, dear reader, is that this blog is born. And you get to follow along the whole strange journey. At least until I get a job and don't have to do this nonsense anymore.
